troyesivan:

is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out

(via manic-pixiedream-goat)

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

breenwolf:

once you start filling in your eyebrows you never go back

(via jackharkhess)

indiandaughter:

i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me

(via bumblingbaboon)

justintimerblake:

you know you have hit your lowest point of being low when you start procrastinating your showers

(via dilaurentist)

layla-miller:

I REALLY HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE RUDE TO TEACHERS FOR NO REASON

WOW!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PAY ATTENTION!!!! HOW CRUEL!!!!!

WHOA!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO BE IN UNIFORM!!!!!! WHAT A BITCH!!!!!!!!

OH MAN!!!!!!!!!! A TEACHER WANTS ME TO PUT MY PHONE AWAY!!!!!!!! WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GEEZ!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW SHE’S YELLING AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID I EVER DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Source: nico-di-angelo, via imogen-clare)

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quentintarantinc:

Romeo + Juliet (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

(via lovequotesrus)

sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

(via mathsdebater)

resurgance:

me when i have more than $20

image

(via toxic-dr0ps)

50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

(Source: 50shadezofcarter, via imperfectionisbeautyyouknow)

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(Source: keyote, via dilaurentist)

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)